I never thought I'd become so.. domesticated. My idea of excitement at work is giving a presentation on the minutiae of how to log on, register, and fill in a form on a government website (excited by the fact that anyone would want to listen to me and still quite charmed by powerpoint, sad but true), and my idea of an exciting evening is 3 hours of Dave (the channel) comedy repeats, preferably Buzzcocks, a half bottle of cheap red and a Pizza Hut pizza without cheese.
I think I might be happy.
